Classical+studies-Lauryn

= = =__ Horrible Histories-Mummification Process __=

** Embalmer: What? You’re still alive? No, you can’t leave until I finish mummifying you. **
====** The organs are placed into four canopic jars. They are Imsety, the human-headed god who looks after the liver, Hapy, the baboon-headed god who looks after the lungs, Duamutef, the jackal-headed god who looks after the stomach and Qebesenuef, the falcon-headed god who looks after the intestines. **====

** Embalmer: Look it’s another dead person! Lets start by removing the brain... **
=**__ How The Pig Was Created-Myth __**=

====** Once in the country of Ancient Greece there was a stubborn man with no name. He had long forgotten his name as he was extremely forgetful and had no friends to remind him. He had no friends because he was cruel, unpleasant, repulsive, disgusting and his breath always smelt foul. He drunk his wine straight which, in those days, was considered barbaric. One day he had a visitor. This visitor was Artemis, goddess of the hunt, who was disguised as an old woman selling fruit. She had decided to visit him as the gods were horrified by him. She knocked on his door and waited impatiently for almost twenty minutes. He eventually opened the door curiously as he never had any visitors. He let her in after frowning at her basket. He drank some wine and let out a horrendous noise. Then he sat down and started to scratch himself. Artemis was startled at how repulsive he was. She quickly left and went to find Zeus to ask permission to punish the foul creature. He agreed and she set off to find Athena, goddess of wisdom and battle strategy, to ask for the correct punishment. Athena had already been thinking about it and instantly told her “turn him into his true disgusting form.” Artemis returned to the man’s home in her disguise. He frowned again when he saw her and burped in her face. She suddenly grew taller and growled “you shall pay for your crimes.” Then she changed him into his true repulsive form, a pig. **====